MillNic Media has been growing so fast over the past three months it has been utterly ridiculous. Seriously... Mill got a cramp in his finger from writing all of those payout cheques. He had to be checked into the hospital for three days and have four screws put into his index finger. Luckily they had WiFi at the hospital so that we could keep his ass working. But I digress...

Some of our advertisers have made us 'an offer you can't refuse' <insert bad marlon brando impression here>. So, we are planning a big push to hit some goals and make a mad bonus for ourselves. In order to make that happen we are going to give HUGE payout boosts on our top 40 campaigns from these advertisers. We are willing to take razor thin margins today in the hopes that we hit that bonus and get paid out on the back end by the advertisers. It's a huge risk, but hey, we didn't get where we are by riding the bus and wearing water wings. It is all about swiming with the sharks and swerving in the fast lane. That's how we roll.

So here is the Scoop:
Starting at 12:01 AM Eastern Time on Thursday March 1st 2007 and running until midnight and Wednesday March 14th 2007, we invite you to slam the following offers until they go crying home to their Momma's.

Some example offers:
Free iPhone [Email Submit]
$500 Visa Gift Card [Email Submit]
Free Trip to American Idol Finale [Email Submit]
$500 Macy's Card [Email Submit]
Free $500 Old Navy Gift Card [Email Submit]

Complete offers list

All of these offers have FRESH DB's as of MARCH 1st on NO SCRUBS!!! Hit them hard when the conversion rates are the highest!
Get some serious payout bumps/bonuses for meeting these lead numbers:
[Total Combined Leads across all campaigns]
If your total combined numbers for those days
0-500 Payout = $1.30
501-1000 Payout = $1.35
1001-3000 Payout = $1.40
3001-10000 payout = $1.45
10001-25000 payout = $1.50
25001-50000 Payout = $1.55
50001+ Total Combined leads for that 14 day span = $1.60 payouts!
(Yes, we are loosing money at the point, but hey, at Millnic media it is all about YOU! Chickenhole is happy driving his Mazda and doesn't need money anyway)

FAQ:
Q. Do they all have to be from the same campaign?
A. No they can be from any of the qualifying campaigns. 56 here, 317 there and another 1259 on that other campaign all get combined for 1632 leads.

Q. Are the payouts retroactive to lead one?
A. No sorry, we aren't THAT crazy. Chickenhole does need gas for his Mazda. If you do 1763 leads in those ten days you will be paid
0-500 = $650
501 -1000 = $675
1001- 1763 = $1068.20
For a total payout to you of $2393.20 in cold hard mad casholareno!

Q. Do i need to be a MillNic Media Affiliate to participate?
A. Duh! Of course you do.

Q. Do i need to use any special links or anything?
A. Nope. Just the same old links you are already using.

Q. What kind of traffic can i throw at these offers?
A. All the same traffic you are doing now. Anything that we allow in our network qualifies.

Q. Will I get paid refferal commissions if I tell my big shot publisher friends about this promo, which by the way is the best promo I have ever seen from any network ever?
A. Yes, and thank you we thought long and hard about this offer and appreciate you recognizing our hard work. We will still pay you 6% gross commissions on ALL affiliates you refer to us through your refferal links. 6% - YUP - i ain't shitting you.